A burglar breaks into a house and sees something shiny. He starts picking it up and a voice says "Jesus is watching you." Looking around he doesn't see anything and then the voice says again, "Jesus is watching you." He sees a parrot and asks who is he. The parrot replies, "I am Moses." The burglar asks who names a parrot Moses, and the bird replies, "The same people who name a rottweiler Jesus."

 

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